I think I'm a Modern Man by George Carlin, is a good example. And, after analyzing it, I've come up with some techniques.
- Varying sentence length
I’m a modern man, a man for the millennium. Digital and smoke free. A diversified multi-cultural, post-modern deconstruction that is anatomically and ecologically incorrect.
- Using opposing ideas
I’ve been inputted and outsourced, I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. I’m a high-tech low-life.
- Using alliteration (or repeating the first word/word unit)
...laid-back but fashion-forward...super-sized, long-lasting...I’ve been pre-wash, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated...
- Using rhymes
I’m a rude dude, but I’m the real deal. Lean and mean! Cocked, locked and ready-to-rock. I take it slow, I go with the flow, I ride with the tide. I’ve got glide in my stride. Drivin and movin, sailin and spinin, jiving and groovin, wailin and winnin...
Am I in the right path? Do you have other suggestions?