Interesting notion. If you consider how a normal scientific research paper is set up :
Title
Authors
Abstract
Introduction
Materials and Methods
Statistical analysis
Discussion of Results/effect of bias
Conclusions
Suggestions for further research
Financial disclosures
I would place your chosen name in both abstract and introduction but not in author or title. You maycan then use such nomenclature throughout. The name yourself whateveritself doesn't really matter; personally I'd make it funny in an ironic way. A recent brain protein was named "sonic hedgehog," for instance. You should also disclose in the discussion section the bias of being one's own researcher.