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Oct 28, 2014 at 12:32 comment added Pharap Th3 r3@l qu3st10n 1s: c@n y0u r3@d th1s?
Oct 27, 2014 at 21:23 comment added Bob Jarvis - Слава Україні "Ted!", gasped Julie. "Wait! Stop! You just used another semicolon in your last sentence!". "But Julie!", exclaimed Ted. "In YOUR utterance you used FOUR exclamation points! And according to the Exclamation Use Tax law those cost us $10 EACH!". As calmly as she could, Julie said, "Theodore - we must compose ourselves. Not only did you use more exclamation points, you also used capital letters, which cost $2 per letter if not at the beginning of a sentence or a proper noun". "Thank you, Julia", responded Theodore. "I shall endeavor to be more careful...". "DAMMIT, TED! ELLIPSIS TAX!!!" :-)
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